what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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