Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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