So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
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I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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