Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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