Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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