If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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