that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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You need a sexual gate keeper
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize