id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You made out with two different species that night
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Randomize
