try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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