I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
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Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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