I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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