Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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