Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Can I color on your dick again?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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