We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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