hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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