so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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