Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
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To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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