I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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