Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
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