how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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