on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Randomize
