She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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