currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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