I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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