She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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