so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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