help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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