pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
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I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize