Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
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Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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