So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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