A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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