it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
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