how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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