Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
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New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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