now i know why i became what i already was.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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