You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
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He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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