I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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