I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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