Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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