I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
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you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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