I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
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