I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
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Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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