Is it normal to miss your booty call?
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Two words: nipple clamps
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