Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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