the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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