Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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