soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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