I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
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No stitches, just platelets and will power
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
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It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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