We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
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Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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