I want to have your abortion
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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