yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
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Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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