I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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